[HBO] HD. Guests: Ken Bone, Xiuhtezcatl Martinez, SE Cupp, Adam Gopnik.[HBO] HD. Guests: Ken Bone, Xiuhtezcatl Martinez, SE Cupp, Adam Gopnik.[HBO] HD. Guests: Ken Bone, Xiuhtezcatl Martinez, SE Cupp, Adam Gopnik.
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Did you know
- TriviaXiuhtezcatl Martinez is the youngest guest that Bill has had on the show.
- Quotes
Self - Host: Now, uh, any discussion of fee-fucking...
[laughter]
Self - Host: A new term I'm coining.
Self - Panelist: I like it.
Self - Host: ...fee-fucking the customer would be incomplete without mentioning the airlines, who are always bitching about "their costs"; you know, the price of jet fuel and unions and... planes.
[laughter]
Self - Host: As a justification for their fees. You know what? If I want to hear a crying baby never shut up, I'll fly your shitty airline. Where...
[laughter and applause]
Self - Host: Where you charge me a fee for checking my luggage now, and another one if it weighs too much. And a fee for wanting to talk to a human on the phone. You want a blanket? Fee!
[laughter]
Self - Host: You wanna fly *inside* the plane? Fee!
[laughter]
Self - Host: If Sully landed on the Hudson today, they'd charge a life-vest fee. It can cost $200 just to change your ticket; multiply that by the number of fuck-ups too hung over to make their flight out of Vegas, and you see how in America now, there's no margin for fucking up. And that applies to one other group, a group which very much depends on people fucking up in order to stay in business: the Republican Party.
[applause]
Self - Host: It's true. Their whole game is making voting such a hassle for the people they wanna keep out of the booth, that those people just give up and don't vote.
[more applause]
Self - Host: That's true. Now, is doing that criminal? Yes. Should we have to jump through hoops to vote? Of course not. But life isn't always fair. So until it is, just do it. It's not impossible, especially if you're young, who vote the least and have the time. If you can stand in line for a damn phone, you can stand in line to vote.
[cheers and applause]
Self - Host: If you can find the afterparty, you can find the polling place. If you have time to get a tattoo, you have time to get registered. Picture ID? Yeah, it's a pain in the ass, but you take pictures of every other fucking thing in your life. Think of it as a selfie for democracy and just do it!
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- Runtime1 hour
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- 16:9 HD