Vikings Vs. Bears
- Episode aired Nov 14, 2014
Wanting to stay on his hot streak, Carl takes the safe route by dumping on da Bears.Wanting to stay on his hot streak, Carl takes the safe route by dumping on da Bears.Wanting to stay on his hot streak, Carl takes the safe route by dumping on da Bears.
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- TriviaCarl pronounced "the" like "da" for seventeen times throughout, making fun of the Chicago accent.
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Carl Brutananadilewski: The Turf Whisperer has done it again! That's right. The Whisperer is two and oh. And he has visions of a match-up this Sunday between the Patriots and Colts. But them visions is cloudy 'cause both them teams is good and is too hard to pick. So, the Vikings and da Bears is the match-up that he's gonna do and for good reason. Da Bears got butt-spanked by the Cheeseheads last week, but they're so bad they had lost to a bunch of crackheads, too. Jay Cutler cannot make big plays outside the pocket. His best game is when he stays in the pocket, playing pocket pool with his hands inside his jersey while on the sideline! Hahahaha! Advantis. You gotta do something constructive with your time when the other team's got the ball after you just handed it to him. Da Bears would love to change his name to Jay Cut for Cap Room, but Pay Day Jay's gonna be digging through da Bears' pockets for another fifty-four mill in guaranteed scratch. Chicago, the only thing I like about your team is how you pronounce the like da when you talking about you. It was funny in 1991, it's funnier today. I wish more teams did that. Change the to da, you know? I don't know why they don't... Alright, I'm sidetracked here. Da Bears, you are da Mambi Pambis of da Midway! This Sunday, you gonna make Teddy Bridgewater look like Teddy Roosevelt. Rough riding all over da secondary and heading it out to da big stick, Matt Asiata! Da Bears have crawled into da cave for da winter and they ain't gonna come out until they get da fifth overall pick in the draft. I mean, da draft. Da Vikings are Carl's
[Da Bears roar at him, mauling and eating him]
Carl Brutananadilewski: Stone Cold Lock of the Century of the Week!
- ConnectionsReferences Saturday Night Live: Joe Mantegna/Vanilla Ice (1991)