- Jessi Glaser: Why do you smell so good?
- Connie the Hormone Monstress: Because I don't use deodorant and I only take bubble baths.
- Andrew Glouberman: What the hell? Why does everyone keep ditching me?
- Matthew: 'Cause you smell like an Israeli disco.
- Maury the Hormone Monster: Ooo, ooo, ooo! Tell him to send a dick pic. Girls love that. Especially when it comes out of nowhere, with like zero context.