Riverdale (TV Series)

Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Hills Have Eyes (2018)

Madelaine Petsch: Cheryl Blossom

Quotes 

• Cheryl Blossom : [on cellphone, overheard by Toni as she enters restroom:]  That's all. Enjoy your couples-only weekend. Kisses to all. Bye now.

  Toni Topaz : Did you just tell Jughead that Archie and Betty kissed?

  Cheryl Blossom : Yes. So, what if I did?

  Toni Topaz : Did you at least have a reason?

  Cheryl Blossom : Oh, that's right. You're new here.

  [faked friendliness:] 

  Cheryl Blossom : Hi! I'm Cheryl Blossom, a.k.a. Cheryl Bombshell. Which means... I need no reason. I simply... am. Feel free to tremble.

  [turns back to mirror] 

  Toni Topaz : I have a better idea. Why don't you tell me what's bothering you, because you're clearly... in a lot of pain.

  [puts her hand on Cheryl's upper arm] 

  Cheryl Blossom : [seething]  Get your sapphic Serpent hands *off* my body!

  [slapped hand away] 

• Jughead Jones : [answering cellphone]  Hello?

  Cheryl Blossom : How's the lake house? Are you all settled-in and spooning yet?

  Jughead Jones : Who is this?

  Cheryl Blossom : It's Cheryl... you welfare baby.

  Jughead Jones : Is something wrong?

  Cheryl Blossom : [playfully spiteful]  Not yet. I just wanna make sure you know that Archie and Betty kissed in front of my house, right before Christmas, and that it seemed pretty serious. Like, with-tongues serious. That's all. Enjoy your couples-only weekend. Kisses to all. Bye.

• Penelope Blossom : [from deleted scene] 

  [to black male customer] 

  Penelope Blossom : Can I fix you another gin before we go upstairs? A double this time?

  Cheryl Blossom : [enters room, dressed in outrageous skimpy red outfit not fit for Riverdale streets]  Now, now. Why settle for a jalopy when you could joyride a newer model?

  black man : Well, well. Where have you been hiding?

  Penelope Blossom : [rises to put a stop to this]  She's sixteen. And my *daughter*. Cheryl, that's enough.

  black man : I- Excuse me...

  [beats a hasty retreat] 

  black man : I... I...

  [slips past Cheryl] 

  Penelope Blossom : [after the guy went off]  That's gonna cost us a pretty penny.

  Cheryl Blossom : I do know love, Mother. I may not be feeling it right now... but I have.

  Penelope Blossom : Spare me. The only kind of love you've experienced was perverse, warped and deviant.

  Cheryl Blossom : Even if it was... it was mine. But you couldn't let me have it, could you? You did everything in your power to destroy it. And now all I can do is pay you back in hate.

  [turns around, walks away]