Dream Daddy: A Dad Dating Simulator (2017 Video Game)

Erika Ishii: Amanda

Quotes 

• Amanda's Dad : Where'd those cookies go?

  Amanda : They're gone. I'm sorry. If it makes you feel any better, they weren't very good.

  Amanda's Dad : So you ate all of them anyway?

  Amanda : [finger guns] 

• Amanda's Dad : The Craig I knew is not fit to be responsible for any living thing, including and especially himself. One time I watched him drink an entire jar of marinara sauce for dinner. Amanda. He opened up a new jar of marinara sauce and then he drank it like it was a thing that normal people do. It was unholy. And then I asked him what the hell he was doing, and he said, and I quote, "It's basically a smoothie, bro."

  Amanda : I mean technically... he's not wrong?