- [after putting on a melodramatic tiara]
- Carrie Bradshaw: It says "Bradshaw".
- Cinema Snob: It also says you want to poison Snow White with an apple.
- Cinema Snob: Gotta love any movie whose plot synopsis on Wikipedia contains the sentence, "With the help of Suzanne Somers and her team of doctors to keep her menopause at bay." And why the fuck is that a link?