- [Rodrigo hears a piano being played in the other room]
- Rodrigo De Souza: [hopefully] Wolfgang?
- [the piano playing continues]
- Rodrigo De Souza: Johann Sebastian?
- Liberace: Rodrigo De Sousa.
- [Rodrigo goes into the room to find who is playing on the piano]
- Liberace: It's me. Mr. Smiles. The Guru of Glitter. The Candelabra Kid.
- Rodrigo De Souza: Ay, Liberace.
- Liberace: Mm-hmm.
- Rodrigo De Souza: Where's Wolfgang?
- Liberace: Gone. And good riddance. I mean, you two had nothing in common. Whereas we are kindred spirits.
- Rodrigo De Souza: No, no.
- Liberace: Yes. Yes.
- Rodrigo De Souza: No.
- Liberace: Well, for starters, we both love the limelight.