- Luci: Entertainment is just a tool that pacifies the masses, and leads to the decay and ultimate collapse of civilization... let's clap along!
- Malfus the Philosopher: The Eternity Pendant must not fall into the wrong hands!
- Bean: Malfus, how do you know we'll use the vial properly? You don't know anything about us.
- Malfus the Philosopher: I know all about you, Tiabeanie.
- Bean: But I didn't tell you my name.
- Malfus the Philosopher: It's a long story. I...
- Luci: [spurring the horse] Hyah!
- [Bean and company ride off]