- Linkara: Our final Patreon-sponsored review for a while... and possibly my final review ever if I fail to stop the world being absorbed by a dimensional portal. If that happens, sorry, my bad, everybody.
- Linkara: We open IN SPAAAAAACE, where a giant boomerang-shaped space station is in Earth orbit.
- Narrator: To the casual observer on Earth, it appears as nothing more than one of many stars in the night sky.
- Linkara: [as narrator] Screwing with a lot of astronomers.
- Narrator: But in reality, it is the United Nations' colossal space station, Skywatch, the base of operations for the U.N. crisis response team, Stormwatch.
- Linkara: Turns out this whole thing was just a project for The Weather Channel.