Yahtzee: Your new sidekick feels she needs to be more than a nice arse bouncing around the room. Oh yes, now she feels she has to be equal to the men. Isn't that cute? You have to look after her equipment, too, so I let her have the machine guns because I wasn't going to touch the bloody things. And there were moments when she was carrying five hundred bullets for them and was still using her fucking pistol all the time! She'd stand there pathetically picking away at the indestructible carapace of the giant crab monster of the moment. And when she was finished wasting pistol ammo, she'd run off to break some crates and nick some more before I could. It's like watching someone beat their fists against a wall, then running off to hospital before coming back to do it some more. And they used my medical insurance. And it's my wall.