When the B horror movie "CHAIN-FACE CLOWN" was released in 1985, no one knew the film would one day become a classic. Heralded as a cinematic "tour de force", well, at least by a select ...
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In 1987 a disillusioned door to door orange salesman horrifically murders his first victim. Move forward 27 years and a land developer is buying an orange grove. He and his 3 friends plan a... See full summary »
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When the B horror movie "CHAIN-FACE CLOWN" was released in 1985, no one knew the film would one day become a classic. Heralded as a cinematic "tour de force", well, at least by a select group of horror movie fans. The film's biggest fan, 29 year-old EMILY LYNESSA always knew she was going to meet and fall in love with JONATHAN BLAKLEE, mid 40s, the star of "CHAIN-FACE CLOWN". For Emily, Jonathan is the perfect soulmate; "no other male compares to him". She has idolized him, and the film, ever since she can remember. Emily has a collection of "CHAIN-FACE CLOWN" memorabilia that would impress even the most ardent fan. But there is one item she has yet to attain, the real life, actual living and breathing Jonathan Blaklee. There's only one problem, Emily knows Jonathan will have no interest in her because he's famous, and she's not. Her plan is simple: meet Jonathan at an upcoming autograph signing for the DVD re-release of "CHAIN-FACE CLOWN", and seduce him. She will lure him back to ...Written by
This is one of those backyard movies someone decided to make one day. Please leave the movie making to the people who know what to do...a movie should tell a story, not an stupid idea. Crap out on this one. Yuck.
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