The Adventures of the Crimson Chin and Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder (TV Mini Series)

Arch Enemy (2001)

Daran Norris: Narrator

Quotes 

• Narrator : The Crimson Chin and his small boy sidekick, Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder, were taking a brief respite from their crime-fighting when... the theater was under attack!

• Narrator : It was the Crimson Chin's arch-based archenemy, the Gilded Arches! Yes, the former child star whose feet grew when he hit puberty while the rest of his body stayed small and scrawny.

• Narrator : The Gilded Arches was trying to destroy any theater that no longer showed his movies, which was good of them. But none stuck in his craw more than Someguys' Asian-American movie house, the most famous theater in Chincinnati that never let the Gilded Arches put his feet in their cement. And so, he was going to put his feet on the theater!

• Narrator : The Chintastic couple knew they couldn't defend the theater forever. And they knew every bad guy had his Achilles' heel. If only they could find this foot-based fiend's Achilles' heel, they could bring him to heel! His heel, cried the Mandible of Might. I'm on it, replied the Dimple of Decency.

• Narrator : Unable to do evil in the face of uncontrolled hysterics, the Arch has no defense against justice and gave villainy the boot! Hahahahaha!

  [the Chin and Cleft look out the screen] 

  Narrator : That... that was a pun, wasn't it?

  [the Chin and Cleft leave] 

  Narrator : Look, they can't all be gems, you know. Guys? Guys? Uh... tune in next time for another exciting webisode of the Crimson Chin and Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder!

  [Screen fades to black] 

  Narrator : And no puns, I promise! Oh, come on.

• Narrator : Will Chincinatti be brought to heel by the Gilded Arches or will the Chintastic Duo foil the Gilded Arches' plan?