- Narrator: When we last left the Crimson Chin and Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder, they weren't fighting this guy and were nowhere near a boxing ring. But, after a three state burglary spree of nail salons, glove factories and the bank. Because somebody has to pay for all those manicures and gloves. Oslo Punchlowski AKA the Brass Knuckles, challenged the jutting jowl of justness to ten rounds of bareknuckle brawling, to settle their arch nemesis-ness once and for all!
- Narrator: Thinking quickly, Cleft reached into his Utility Cleft and... smartly played a quick game of why are you hitting yourself. And before he knew it, Knuckles understood the old phrase; big hands, big bruises. And so, beated and bruised by his own big hands, the Brass Knuckles was hurled into prison with every other bad guy in Chincinnati.
- Narrator: Why are these jerks smiling? Have all these stupid crimes been a part of some sinister scheme? And what happened to that big robot from our first webisode? For the answer to these and other questions, tune in next time another exciting webisode of the Crimson Chin and Cleft the Boy Chin Wonder!