Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV Series)

Kicks (2017)

Andy Samberg: Jake Peralta

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Quotes 

• Jake Peralta : Guess what I'm holding behind my back?

  Captain Ray Holt : Before we begin, what are the parameters of the guessing game? How many guesses do I get? Is there a time limit?

  Jake Peralta : Forget it. You ruin everything. It's the police code and ethics manual. Chapter four. Page 83.

  Captain Ray Holt : You should not have told me. I never would've guessed it. Now I've won.

• Jake Peralta : The only worthwhile thing I've done today was take a Buzzfeed quiz about what kind of onion I am.

• Jake Peralta : [He knocks a pencil off Holt's hands]  Sorry not sorry. It was just a stupid pencil.

  Captain Ray Holt : It was a gift from my deceased father.

  Jake Peralta : A pencil? Your dad gave pretty bad gifts.

  [laughs] 

  Jake Peralta : Although on the other hand, all my dad ever gave me was abandonment issues, so, potato-tomato.

• Charles Boyle : Looks like the perp know what he was looking for. All he took was a shipment of thousand dollar limited edition Weezies, designed by,

  [checks notebook] 

  Charles Boyle : Little Wayne.

  Jake Peralta : Oh, it's *Lil*.

  Charles Boyle : Oh, like Lilian. Lilian Wayne.

  Jake Peralta : No.