The Magicians (TV Series)

The Losses of Magic (2018)

Summer Bishil: Margo Hanson

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• Tick Pickwick : We are very, very lucky Her Majesty the Fairy Queen is so persuasive with the Pegasi. They can be most quarrelsome creatures.

  Margo Hanson : I smell like a horse fucked a bird.

  Fairy Queen : Actually, it was the other way around.

• Tick Pickwick : The Morgan Downs, ma'am, could reach the Muntjac in a week. Without magical assistance, that's the best we can muster.

  Margo Hanson : No, it is not the best we can muster! Follow me, dickholes.

  [Storms out] 

  Gillen : ...Did she call us "dickholes"?

• Hoop : Queen Margo, the Destroyer, my King.

  Margo Hanson : *You're* the pirate king?

  Pirate King : As King, I get to be called whatever the fuck I want.

  Margo Hanson : Fine by me. I'm here to motherfuckin' parlay, Ms. King.

  Pirate King : Maybe you and I could take a private cabin and parlay a thing or to on our own?

  Margo Hanson : Yeah, I'm hot. You're extremely hot yourself. But you just took over my goddamn boat. Which tells me you're not one to pay attention to a safe word.

  Pirate King : What's a safe word?

  Margo Hanson : Exactly.

• Margo Hanson : So, um, Muntjac? I'm High Queen Margo of Fillory. Your Liege. I have a kind of problem. See, a bunch of pirates boarded you and are threatening to kill the crew if I don't order you to lie with their boat. Before this, I used to think that pirates were kinda cute in a Johnny Depp sort of way, but the fact is, the real thing is kinda dirty and fucked up in a Johnny Depp sort of way.

  [pause] 

  Margo Hanson : Look I could just order you to do it, but you're clearly alive, whatever that means. You have thoughts and feelings I think. So, I guess I'm asking... What do you wanna do?

  [sighs] 

  Margo Hanson : Maybe I'm an idiot for even asking.

• Margo Hanson : What is the problem here? I asked for two simple things. Pull up the fields, plant some goddamn mushrooms.

  Tick Pickwick : If you will allow me to "mansplain", Your Highness, the farmers are hesitant because you're asking them to throw out food and replace it with, uh...

  Margo Hanson : Inedible mushrooms, I got it. And mansplaining is a bad thing, Tick.

  Tick Pickwick : But I'm a man. Explaining. Is that not mansplaining? Perhaps you could woman-splain it to me.

• Tick Pickwick : Are the fairies here right now?

  Margo Hanson : They were. Now they've gone to tell the queen that we screwed the pooch right in the pooper.

  Tick Pickwick : ...That sounds painful.

• Margo Hanson : Good job, Tick.

  Tick Pickwick : Your praise is everything, but I would also like a country estate.

  Margo Hanson : Don't get greedy.

• Margo Hanson : What did you do?

  Fairy Queen : I was moved by your speech to the Muntjac; coming to her defense. So, I decided to intervene. We got what we needed from these pirates.

  Margo Hanson : What?

  Fairy Queen : You stood up to them. You were a queen. That's who I need you to be. The next time they don't plant a field of mushrooms for you, remember this room.