The Angry Video Game Nerd (TV Series)

Game Boy Accessories (2017)

James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd

Quotes 

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : You would think with it being a portable console it would be the only console not to have a Game Genie, but nope. What's next? Is there a Tiger Game Genie? So if you're playing it in public, there will be this contraption in front of your face. Just a red flag that says, "Look everyone. I'm cheating!" I do have to say it's nice that they have a place to keep the code book, so now you have no excuse to misplace it.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : A soldier had a Game Boy that survived a bomb blast. It was damaged but still powered on. You can't stop the Game Boy!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Who in their right mind would name their game company STD?

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : The Game Boy must have been the most multi-purpose thing in existence! Astronauts actually took it with them into space! It could withstand bomb blasts, you could take photos, print, sew, find fish, get sedated! I wanna be sedated with a Game Boy! I wanna be sedated with a Game Boy!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Did you know there's a battery company called God Camel and Die Hard? Yippee double A, motherfucker!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : This is an eco-friendly solution to charge your Game Boy. I'm impressed. Is there anything else I don't know about? Is there a Game Boy wind charger out there?

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : This beast is like the super mecha combiner of the Game Boy family! It'll be cool to see it fight a Game Gear, but that'll take me extra weeks.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : There's a cartridge compartment ion the back for convenience. It holds four games... three games... two. It holds two fucking games!

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : Imagine being sedated while playing Dr. Mario! What would that be like?

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : A lot of people say the Game Boy is in black and white, but really, it's just four ugly shades of green.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : This whole thing is ridiculous. Game Gear never had any... Oh, never mind.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : And guest what. It works... like shit.

• The Angry Video Game Nerd : This is selfies before selfies!