- Miriam 'Midge' Maisel: I'm just gonna say it, because I want you to hear it and after I say it and after you hear it, we are not gonna discuss it again. I just want you to hear it because we are in business together and we spend time together and it could come up occasionally. And I don't want to keep anything from you, but I don't want you to be surprised if I accidentally...
- Susie Meyerson: What is this, a lost Hamlet monologue? Just say it, for Chrissakes.
- Miriam 'Midge' Maisel: I spent the night with Joel. After Ethan's party, he spent the night, and we... spent the night. So there. I told you, you know it, we are not gonna talk about it again.
- Susie Meyerson: Who's Joel?
- Maxine: You slept with your husband?
- Miriam 'Midge' Maisel: Yes.
- Maxine: Aren't you supposed to sleep with your husband? I'm confused.
- Miriam 'Midge' Maisel: Well, we've been separated for a while, so it was a little unexpected.
- Maxine: [Referring to Susie] Well, your boyfriend took it pretty well, considering.