The Magicians (TV Series)
Six Short Stories About Magic (2018)
Hale Appleman: Eliot Waugh
Quotes
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Eliot Waugh : Yes, I do want to make a final statement. I *hate* Fillory. It's a backwards, malodorous shit hole full of animals who are smarter than they're supposed to be and humans who are sooo much dumber.
[pause]
Eliot Waugh : And what you would call indoor plumbing we on earth would call a war crime.
[pause]
Eliot Waugh : But, when I was drowning, Fillory saved me. And now it's my turn to save Fillory. But I can't do that if my head's in a basket, so if it pleases... you guys, I demand that this trial slash peasant uprising be dismissed. Your honorable wombatness.
