- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: I'm just looking for someone.
- Underworld Park Ranger: Did you file a request? You'll have to hand-deliver it to the Underworld Hotel.
- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: This is an emergency, okay? I really, really can't wait.
- Underworld Park Ranger: I might be able to help, unofficially, if, uh...
- [Raises eyebrows]
- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: Yeah, uh what the hell do you bribe dead people with? Uh is there money here?
- [Cut to Penny standing in front of a large group of people]
- Underworld Park Ranger: And what about the White Walkers?
- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: Oh, the White Walkers? Yeah, I mean, those guys are bad news. You know, but then the British-sounding dude came and, uh, you know, kicked their asses, so-...
- Underworld Park Ranger: W-wait, who was that?
- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: You know! You know, dope outfit. Speaks in rhymes. Has eight dragons.
- Underworld Park Ranger: Where did he get so many dragons?
- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: I mean that's the question. So, you know, he came in and, uh, won the throne game.
- Underworld Park Ranger: Well, no one does a twist like they do.
- Eliot Waugh: Yes, I do want to make a final statement. I *hate* Fillory. It's a backwards, malodorous shit hole full of animals who are smarter than they're supposed to be and humans who are sooo much dumber.
- [pause]
- Eliot Waugh: And what you would call indoor plumbing we on earth would call a war crime.
- [pause]
- Eliot Waugh: But, when I was drowning, Fillory saved me. And now it's my turn to save Fillory. But I can't do that if my head's in a basket, so if it pleases... you guys, I demand that this trial slash peasant uprising be dismissed. Your honorable wombatness.
- Quentin Coldwater: I can't ask you to risk your life for my quest.
- Poppy: Real talk, I'm a very self-interested person, and I want magic back. And how do we know it's not my quest too? Maybe I'm the second act add-on that saves the world.
- Young Harriet: Nobody writes books about the people who stay behind and read.
- The Librarian: Being in the story; it's not always a good thing.
- Young Harriet: You don't go to school just for the books. You go to make friends, try new things, drink shitty beer.
- The Librarian: Does it need to be "shitty" for the experience to count as collegiate?
- Young Harriet: Yes.
- Gavin: Till we meet again, book tart.
- Alice Quinn: If you're his supervisor I want to file a complant.
- The Librarian: Roughish belligerencey is a common trait among travelers.
- Young Harriet: [Signing] That's bullshit!
- The Librarian: Language, Harriet.
- Young Harriet: No one can hear me!
- Sylvia: Cassandra has a gift...
- Cassandra: A curse
- Sylvia: She kinda got involved with this guy
- Cassandra: God.
- Sylvia: - -And it didn't end well, and he was pissed, so he gave her magical sight. She can see the future. This should sound familiar, if you've read any ancient myths.
- William 'Penny' Adiyodi: The one that no one believed and it drove her batshit crazy?