- Linda Belcher: [to Bob] Teddy's going to keep an eye on you. You aren't very good on those crutches, mister.
- [to Teddy]
- Linda Belcher: He fell down twice today trying to go to the bathroom.
- Bob Belcher: I'm fine, Lin.
- Teddy: I'll help him get into the bathroom. No problem. You can count on me. I'll even hold your penis if you need me to, Bob.
- Bob Belcher: I... don't need you to hold my penis, Teddy.
- Teddy: Well, then, I can just... you know, I can just prop it up for you. Use a broom handle or a dustpan or something.
- Bob Belcher: I... guess a spatula would work.
- Teddy: Great! Where are the spatulas?
- Bob Belcher: I'm joking, Teddy. I don't need you to hold my penis up with a spatula.