- Louie Duck: So instead of spending Christmas in a billionaire's mansion waiting for Santa Claus...
- Scrooge McDuck: That man is not allowed in my home. He knows what he did.
- Louie Duck: ...we're following an old man up Mt. Certain Doom here?
- Scrooge McDuck: Alright, true explorers. Now this mountain is gonna throw everything she's got at us.
- Louie Duck: But it'll be worth it when we find the treasure of Mt. Neverrest!
- Scrooge McDuck: There is no treasure of Mt. Neverrest.
- Louie Duck: [beat] Nope. Louie out. Already gone. Have fun!
- Huey Duck: What are all these people doing here? I thought this place was supposed to be uncharted territory.
- [checks a cartoony tourist map]
- Huey Duck: And this map isn't accurate at all! Mountain goats aren't native to this region, and why is the sun wearing sunglasses? Is he looking at another, brighter sun?
- Launchpad McQuack: [about goggles] Wow, these are pretty expensive. You sure I need these?
- Salesman: That depends. Do you want your eyes to freeze out of your head?
- Launchpad McQuack: That would make flying harder.
- Salesman: Big strapping guy like you must be prepared for ice fever, right?
- Launchpad McQuack: You bet!... What is that?
- Dewey Duck: Webby, Webby, you're doing it all wrong. If you want the maximum sledding experience, you need to wait for the maximum opportune moment.
- [points to the mountain]
- Webby Vanderquack: We're gonna sled down Mount Neverrest?
- Dewey Duck: And/or die trying!