- Murray Goldberg: Whatever this moron tells you to do, do the opposite.
- Marvin Goldberg: Would you do the opposite of a man who wears a toe ring on every toe?
- Marvin Goldberg: I just want him to be successful like Charlie Sheen on Wall Street.
- Murray Goldberg: He betrays his father and goes to jail in that movie.
- Marvin Goldberg: Way to ruin the ending for me!