- Albert 'Pops' Solomon: [Barry knocks a bagel from his hand] My bagel!
- Barry Goldberg: Forget the bagel! Schmear me with your knowledge!
- Adam Goldberg: Mr. Glascott, come quick! It's an emergency!
- Mr. Glascott: It doesn't matter. Nothing matters.
- Adam Goldberg: Barry started a fire on the stage!
- Mr. Glascott: Damn it, it does matter! It matters a lot!