Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Kumail Nanjiani/P!nk (2017)
Kate McKinnon: Various
Quotes
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[Kellywise pops up in the sewer, freaking Anderson Cooper out]
Kellywise the Dancing Clown : Hi-ya, Coopy.
Anderson Cooper : Who are you?
Kellywise the Dancing Clown : It's me, Kellyanne Conway. But you can call me Kellywise. Kellywise the Dancing Clown!
[in regular Kellyanne voice]
Kellywise the Dancing Clown : It's Kellyanne.
Anderson Cooper : What'd you do to your makeup?
Kellywise the Dancing Clown : I toned it down.
[in Kellywise voice]
Kellywise the Dancing Clown : Put me on TV.
Anderson Cooper : I have to go.
Kellywise the Dancing Clown : Wait, don't go! Don't you want a quote?
Anderson Cooper : No.
Kellywise the Dancing Clown : I'll give you a quote. I'll give you a crazy, crazy quote. How about this?
[in Kellyanne voice]
Kellywise the Dancing Clown : Ok, so Puerto Rico actually was worse before Hurricane Maria and the hurricane actually did blow some buildings back together and I don't know why Elizabeth Warren won't tweet about that one.
Anderson Cooper : That's insane!
[in Kellywise voice]
Kellywise the Dancing Clown : I know. Do you want another one?
Anderson Cooper : No, shut up.
[in Kellyanne voice]
Kellywise the Dancing Clown : Ok, so Secretary Tillerson did not call the President a moron. They were sharing a sundae and the President asked if he wanted more sprinkles and the Secretary said "More on."