- [Kellywise pops up in the sewer, freaking Anderson Cooper out]
- Kellywise the Dancing Clown: Hi-ya, Coopy.
- Anderson Cooper: Who are you?
- Kellywise the Dancing Clown: It's me, Kellyanne Conway. But you can call me Kellywise. Kellywise the Dancing Clown!
- [in regular Kellyanne voice]
- Kellywise the Dancing Clown: It's Kellyanne.
- Anderson Cooper: What'd you do to your makeup?
- Kellywise the Dancing Clown: I toned it down.
- [in Kellywise voice]
- Kellywise the Dancing Clown: Put me on TV.
- Anderson Cooper: I have to go.
- Kellywise the Dancing Clown: Wait, don't go! Don't you want a quote?
- Anderson Cooper: No.
- Kellywise the Dancing Clown: I'll give you a quote. I'll give you a crazy, crazy quote. How about this?
- [in Kellyanne voice]
- Kellywise the Dancing Clown: Ok, so Puerto Rico actually was worse before Hurricane Maria and the hurricane actually did blow some buildings back together and I don't know why Elizabeth Warren won't tweet about that one.
- Anderson Cooper: That's insane!
- [in Kellywise voice]
- Kellywise the Dancing Clown: I know. Do you want another one?
- Anderson Cooper: No, shut up.
- [in Kellyanne voice]
- Kellywise the Dancing Clown: Ok, so Secretary Tillerson did not call the President a moron. They were sharing a sundae and the President asked if he wanted more sprinkles and the Secretary said "More on."