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4/10
Previous high score reviews are lies.
MikeHunt107519 October 2019
Take a bunch of B-grade pornstars, have them act in a B-grade movie that attempts to be a slapstick comedy/revenge movie, try to add some grindhouse exploitation and you come up with this graded F film.

Recipe for disaster; Add in a bunch of near pointless scenes, a god awful unintelegent twist for the ending that you'd have to be brain-dead to applaud, and you have this poor excuse for a bad film that you should not bother with, unless you just get off on seeing exposed breasts in non-pornographic films.

It has pathetic acting, just as bad as the attempt at comedy. Extremly poor visual FX that ive seen better cgi by kids on their phones playing with video editing apps, and the most unsatisfying ending to a film I've seen in a long time.

Don't bother.
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1/10
Stay far away from this movie!
Lehnsher25 October 2019
Maybe one of the worst films in history. Certainly, one of the worst for the B-Movie genre.

For Christine Nguyen, one of the best actresses of the softcore genre, full of talent, one of the worst things in her career. And I'm one of her greatest fan.

I thought to saw a serious grindhouse movie, with some nudity and sensuality.

At the end, this is a movie directed, acted and badly written, with goofy and stupid scenes inserted wrongly. And that destroy the initial atmospheres of the movie. I'm so sorry for Christine Nguyen. I hope to see her back to the softcore movies.
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1/10
Horrible !
magicman-6948220 October 2019
I cannot believe that anybody can spend money producing bad movies like this. The acting is terrible. The movie is just BAD, BAD. How does anybody come up with ideas for this kind of movie. Actors, director and crew must be really desperate to be involved with crap like this. I would not recommend wasting money watching this.
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1/10
One Star for Texas the Lone Star State.
fluffchop15 September 2021
This is just dreadful. It's a very very low rent bad movie. It will insult your intelligence to watch this. I turned it off very quickly. Not even Robert Rodriguez could have saved this dreck.
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10/10
Better than expected
stevey190018 June 2019
This is actually a pretty funny movie. I gave it a 9 because for a low budget effort it was much better than I expected. The girls are defiantly hot. There is plenty of breasts, but there is better than expected action and comedy. If you are expecting soft core because of the actresses then you will be disappointed. If you are looking for a good time with plenty of hot girls, jokes and action then this is worth the watch.
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6/10
The last b .. well that stands for ...
kosmasp26 August 2022
Not for bun ... pun not intended. And I reckon breasts are included in the Girls part of the title. Yes there is enough nudity to power you through the day (maybe week?) - all depending on what you expect. Also we get a lot of stunts and action.

This is not a Hollywood production - so don't expect too much value in any of those things. Still if you have a heart for b-movies and do not mind watching good looking women kick ... well you know what ... you could do worse.

The story is overall predictable - but there are some twists and turns ... well they are quite out there. And there is a weird mid credit scene ... I don't think there was a sequel ... well maybe that will happen one day ... but until then, enjoy this mayhem right here.
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10/10
Funny Sexy Good Time
johnnyrockets5525 April 2019
Was at the showing in LA and boy did the crowd love it. Girls Guns and Blood is presented as a action movie, which it has, but in reality it is a great comedy. The audience, including myself laughed out loud on numberous occasions. I do advise getting it and watching it. I bought it after the showing and watched it again. I caught more jokes and found it better the second time.
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8/10
Loved!
nealdecker15 April 2020
I really enjoyed the movie. It was fun and the girls were beautiful!
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10/10
great movie for what it is
satanicfraggle13 January 2021
Warning: Spoilers
It was a cheesy movie yes, could it have been better with a bigger budget, obviously. For what they had its was pretty damm good(cant go wrong with shiny and kink references), I laughed a lot at the one liners from big screen movies, as well as aww'ed when they stopped short of below the hips shots(what straight male wouldnt lmao), I enjoyed it and for anyone who is a fan of lower budget movies who seem to pull off a decent movie I highly recommend it ( even if in some scenes they could have done other things to dispatched their opponents ) great film, will buy it on blue ray when I have a chance!
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10/10
For a B exploitation movie it was entertaining
petesvanintheway23 October 2019
I enjoyed this movie. Sure it is a B movie and it has porn actresses, but I thought it was funny and entertaining. I only give this a 9 because of the type of movie it is. Is it a great technical movie or a movie I would see in a theater, no. But for a low budget grindhouse comedy I liked it. Thought it was paced right and I laughed at a lot of the jokes. Sure was I laughing at it, probably, but again if I laugh multiple times and enjoy it then I give it a good rating. There are defiantly some memorable moments that were so wrong, but that is my type of low budget film. It is not for everyone that is for sure. It was for me though.
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