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6/10
Everyone needs a hobby
nogodnomasters12 April 2023
Warning: Spoilers
This is a dark comedy-horror about lesbian love and cannibalism. Nina (Shian Denovan) known as Neen to her lover Yaz (Nansi Nsue) both decide to hit an illegal dog fighting operation. Nina to save the dogs and Yaz to take the cash. They assemble a group of men to smash the place during the fights. This bad idea leads to some getting caught while Yaz and Nina escape with a dog and only a little cash. After a tiff Yaz boots Nina (and her little dog too) out of the car. Nina waves down an elderly lady (Annabelle Lanyon) who gives her a ride and Beryl is only too eager to have Nina spend the night at her place. When Nina awakes she espies Gerald (Stuart Sessions) in the kitchen with Beryl and they have $3,000 in a tin. Nina knows something is not right and leaves returning to Yaz. Roman (Jack Loy) the dog man is coming for the girls who opt to rob Beryl on their getaway. Nina enters and does not come out.

The film has some occasional chuckles and like a good script writer the end circles back to the beginning. This is a British film and not for everyone.

Guide: F-word. No sex or nudity.
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3/10
Oh joy, another crazy cannibal household...
Coventry30 October 2023
Even more so than with lame zombie-comedies or dimwitted masked killers, I think I've had it completely with dysfunctional and/or insane cannibalistic families. I'm fed up with pretty boys or girls turning out to be part of a psychopathic household. I'm sick of the sneering and hysterical brothers they are hiding in the basement. And I'm tired of the deeply religious elderly patriarch and matriarch turning out to be craziest ones of the whole bunch. There, I had to get that out of my system...

Films like "Bite" aren't a total waste of time, but they feature 0% originality and nothing even remotely surprising or memorable. From the first moment lead girl Nina steps from the pouring rain into the car of the friendly old Beryl, you already know she'll be in more danger now than from whatever she was running away for.

A lengthy flashback enlightens us that Nina and her lesbian partner Yaz were pretending to be animal activists, infiltrating into a lair where illegal dog fights take place. Their real intention, however, was the downright stupid idea to rob the gangsters, but obviously their plan backfired. To start anew elsewhere, Nina and Yaz decide to rob the friendly and talkative old lady that gave Nina a lift. But guess what, granny Beryl isn't as naïve and harmless as she looks, and her husband with his surgical tools in the basements definitely isn't.

"Bite" is a spitfire of one dreadful cliché after another, and there nearly isn't enough gore, sleaze, black humor, or general weirdness to compensate for the lack of plot-creativity. Co-writer/director James Owen is a nice guy (met him at the festival where "Bite" premiered) but he makes all the wrong choices. For example, why didn't all the robust criminal henchmen get lured to Beryl and Gerald's house? This would have resulted is much more glorious gore and bloodshed, and thus less time spent on Yaz' dull moral dilemmas and drug-abuse. And what's the point of making a piano with human fingers instead of strings if you can't hear any music?
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10/10
Fun and full on horror (and NO there are no dogs fighting!)
cocancris20 October 2023
I have just read the other reviews and noticed that someone suggested there is dog fighting in this film and switched it off. THIS IS SIMPLY NOT TRUE!! So don't be mislead by this. Yes the opening scenes portray gangsters and implies an illegal dog fight arena, but obviously there is no dog fighting or dog cruelty at all. It is just a set up for a great action sequence with the bad guys. In my opinion Bite is a well crafted story with unexpected twists and some fantastic and very realistic gore (but not gratuitous like some films). The main characters have dimension and flaws, which I really liked and for an indie film it looks awesome. I thought Bite was a lot of fun so give it a go.
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7/10
A wonderful debut!
gareth-6659730 October 2023
Bite (2022) is a well-crafted horror thriller with a unique and disturbing premise. Annabelle Lanyon gives a standout performance as Nina, a con artist who finds herself caught in a web of deceit and violence. The practical effects are excellent, and the film features some truly gruesome and unforgettable gore scenes. However, the pacing can be slow at times. If you're a fan of horror films with a unique premise, strong performances, and impressive practical effects, then I would recommend this impressive debut. I think there's a few more releases available / due this year - looking forward to seeing them.
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9/10
Eat before you see it otherwise you won't be hungry after!!
beverleylindsay-1284531 October 2023
I don't normally watch horror movies, but as this was a thriller horror, I decided to accompany my daughter as a Halloween Fest Treat for her!

I am so pleased I did, OK there were times I had my eyes closed, and I wish I had taken ear plugs as my imagination of what was on screen from the sounds I could hear were a bit stomach turning!

The director James Owen, being a surgeon in real life, certainly understands the noises a human body makes when being dissected!! My favourite actors apart from the dogs! Were the psycho family, they portrayed the right amount of sane to be believable.

It was interesting to hear my daughter enjoying it but also analysing due to her background in film studies and acting. Recommend 👍
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7/10
Meat Really is Murder
darkyboyd-131 October 2023
The plot has been covered well in other reviews I think. It is worth mentioning that although a scene is at a dog-fight event, there is no actual fighting shown. The only violence is on a human level and it is pretty gory; although the humour in the script lightens the intensity. There are certainly enough twists and turns to keep you guessing, as to the fate of the lovers, as the suspense builds.

I think fans of the genre will like the film and there is enough character development of the main characters, to give the story extra depth. I would say its worth watching if you have an interest in this type of horror. Certainly it will be interesting to see future projects from the director James Owen.
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8/10
More than a horror film
helenfeather-3389312 November 2023
I am not a fan of horror movies so was surprised at how much I enjoyed this one but that is because there was far more to the story. The main characters were sympathetically drawn and the relationships felt realistic. The opening scene at the dog fight venue was fast paced and hard hitting and set the tone for the rest of the film. Shian Denovan's portrayal of Nina and her devotion to Yaz (Nancy Nsue) was completely believable. Nancy's performance was equally strong but supported by some excellent script writing.

Annabelle Lanyon's "Beryl" was your typical harmless little old lady with a twist. A great performance. Stewart Session's character was also really strong. The script, sets and locations were all realistic and supported the story. Well worth a watch.
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10/10
WARNING: contains pie
GabrielFosterPrior24 October 2023
The director of Bite, James Owen, came to filmmaking from being a surgeon. I had the pleasure of meeting him and he is a very lovely guy, but all I can say is that having watched his movie, I never want him near me with any sharp objects. Bite is a fun first-time-film that ticks all of the low budget horror boxes. It has scares, laughs and gore and some fun performances. I especially enjoyed Annabelle Lanyon and Stuart Sessions as the (big air quotes) "sweet" couple that our hero stays with when her car breaks down. The practical effects are also well done, so much so that if you're a wimp like me you'll have to spend half the film looking away. James is making waves in the UK film industry so catch his first film when you can and he is one to watch too. Just maybe don't accept an invitation to stay over at his place and if you do, definitely don't eat the pie.
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8/10
James Owen cuts his teeth in the horror genre
dave11811831 October 2023
Bite (with live Q&A) - 7.5/10

An impressive feature debut from local (to me) up and coming director James Owen. He is a former surgeon who has branched out into the world of film and decided that the horror genre is the perfect place to cut his teeth.

The story begins with two con artists on the run after a botched robbery attempt. One of the girls gets spit up from her partner and ends up stranded in the pouring rain, until a lovely old Lady comes along to pick her up. But when we get back to her place, perhaps she isn't quite as lovely as she seems...

It keeps throwing twists and turns at you. The performances are strong. The gore is used sparingly and looks suitably authentic. Considering the tight budget and way it was sporadically filmed in phases over many months, the end product is impressive.

I look forward to following James Owen's career as this shows that he is a more than capable director, brimming with ideas.
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