Fri, Jun 2, 2017
Sometimes actions really do speak louder than words.
Fri, Jun 2, 2017
Modern detective skills are no match for a good cardigan sweater.
Mon, Jul 10, 2017
What we have here, is a failure to communicate.
Fri, Jul 14, 2017
The rich really *are* different from us.
Mon, Jul 17, 2017
"Alternative facts"! Fun for the whole family, not just people working in the Trump Administration.
Sun, Jul 23, 2017
This is exactly how the old gypsy woman said I'd die.
Sun, Jul 30, 2017
I couldn't have done it without ya! I wouldn't have? I couldn't will not won't have done it without you? Future imaginary tense is hard.
Sun, Aug 6, 2017
Alas, poor Wesley! I knew him, Horatio. An ensign of infinite jest. Seriously, though, the writers totally shafted Wil Wheaton.
Sun, Aug 13, 2017
It's like that song Paul Lynde sang in Bye Bye Birdie. You don't know who Paul Lynde was? That's my point exactly.
Sun, Aug 20, 2017
This is why I live alone. Any money I might save on rent would only end up getting spent on therapy or defense lawyers.
Sun, Aug 27, 2017
Helpful plumbing tips for you, the ladies.
Sun, Sep 10, 2017
It's hard out there for a pimp - and people over 35, divorcees, the disabled, lefties, and, of course, serial killers.
Sun, Sep 17, 2017
And, remember, ladies it's not just the size and shape of your plumber's plunger, but how he uses it.
Sun, Sep 24, 2017
More excellent life advice from Joyce and Kevin.
Sun, Oct 1, 2017
Is there anything more embarrassing than showing up to a big event a day early?
Oct 2017
Everything old is new again.
Sun, Oct 15, 2017
"Let's hug it out, bitch." Or we can try to stab each other to death once a year. Your pick.
Sun, Oct 22, 2017
Just last week, some mitotic cells were complaining about a producer who told them to stop dividing so fast or they'd "age out" of the Sally Ride bio-pic they were up for.
Sun, Oct 29, 2017
Another helpful plumbing tip for you, the ladies, from Carlo and Aleksei (or are we?).
Sun, Nov 5, 2017
Some say she never really died that day. Others say they see her ghost roaming the hallways of Fox News.