The Magicians (TV Series)

Heroes and Morons (2018)

Trevor Einhorn: Josh Hoberman

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• Quentin Coldwater : [Reading]  The Tale of the Seven Keys. Chapter one. Long ago, in a far-off kingdom, lived the daughter of a brave knight. The knight had always wanted a son to whom he might pass on his skills. So, while father and daughter loved one another, she often felt herself a disappointment to him. One day, a witch kidnapped the knight. The daughter pleaded with her to return him. The witch said no, but he could be rescued if the girl could complete a quest. "There are seven keys", said the witch. "Find them, and you can open your father's prison the Castle At The End of the World". The witch told the daughter the first key was to be found on an island beyond her kingdom, so she sailed past the Outer Islands. And while the voyage was treacherous, her destination was more so, for nothing was as it seemed on After Island.

  Josh Hoberman : Wow. Okay. So, then...?

  Quentin Coldwater : Then - -

  [Shows rest is blank pages] 

  Josh Hoberman : Jesus. This book is more withholding than my last girlfriend.

• Kady Orloff-Diaz : The Hedges, they're all going crazy with rumors that magic is happening all over the city. Central Park sex magic make-out sessions devolving into orgy.

  Josh Hoberman : Fuck. Why didn't I ever do that?

  Kady Orloff-Diaz : And at St. Brennan's, someone conjured a dinosaur. Yeah, I mean, both places, the rumor is, it's a female magician. White, 30s, a little off her rocker.

  Quentin Coldwater : Uh, okay, well we should split up and cover both.

  Kady Orloff-Diaz : Yeah.

  Josh Hoberman : You're taking sex magic, aren't you?

• Josh Hoberman : I just need to know the action plan, okay? If I do find her, do I, what, just grab the battery? Even if she's using it at that exact moment to save Penny? And even if saving Penny means the battery's dead?

  Julia Wicker : Or the battery has enough juice to save Penny and help us, she just doesn't want me to have it. I mean, which I totally get, from her perspective. Only I'm not her, I'm me, and I'm trying to fix the whole fuckness that is the universe.

  Quentin Coldwater : Look, let's just find her, and then we'll figure out all the moral Jenga.

• Kady Orloff-Diaz : [about the dinosaur]  We lost it on Madison.

  Josh Hoberman : I still think it went into that falafel place.

  Kady Orloff-Diaz : No, you were hungry.

  Josh Hoberman : So was he. And it was a vegan falafel place, so, herbivore. Logic.