- Erin: Does anybody else have any thoughts on the whole "her being almost 98 years of age" thing?
- Granda Joe: Struck down in her prime.
- Erin: We didn't do anything. It's not fair.
- Orla: But the thing is, life isn't fair. You see, injustice is something I've become accustomed to. I am, after all, a child of the crossfire, surrounded by conflict. But I choose to rise above it. The path to peace is paved with tolerance and understanding. Violence is never the answer.
- [It turns out that Orla was reading aloud off Erin's diary again. Erin gets furious]
- Erin: I am going to ram that so far up your arse!
- Erin: Teenagers have rights now, you know.
- Ma Mary: Don't be ridiculous.
- Erin: They do, Ma. It's true. Sure, Macaulay Culkin might be divorcing his parents.
- Ma Mary: [to Gerry] Do you hear this? This'll be someone she met at that stupid summer scheme you insisted we send her on. Her bloody "Friends Across the Barricades" thing. I have nothing against Protestants. I'm all for integration, I am. But if they're letting their wains divorce them...
- Erin: Macaulay Culkin isn't a Protestant, Ma.