- Pete: No! No means no! No penguin kisses! No Eskimo kisses! No butterfly kisses! You can march your penguin ass home!
- Tiff: Our lovely star professor here didn't have the proper boundaries, so he's dismissed from class for the day. So are the rest of you, but... if you would like to stay around for my thesis presentation, I would like to do that now.
- Pete: I'm a dominatrix' assistant. It's my job - or at least I was. I think I got fired today. Don't worry. I liked it. My safeword was "I quit." How bad at torturing men in basements do you have to be to get fired, right? I mean, that's like getting fired from the Taliban. Do you think that when you get fired from the Taliban they just send you on a suicide mission?