- Natsuki: Monika! Do they usually have fried squid?
- Monika: Squid? That's a pretty specific thing to look forward to...
- Natsuki: Oh, come on. Are you saying you don't like squid? You of all people?
- Monika: Eh? I didn't say I don't like it. Besides, what do you mean by "you of all people"?
- Natsuki: Because!... It's right in your name!... Mon-ika!
- Monika: Eh? That's not how you say my name at all!... Also, that joke makes no sense in translation!
- Monika: Yuri, I didn't even give you any work, you decided it for yourself. You're being a little unreasonable here.
- Yuri: I'm being unreasonable?
- [She gives a loud laugh]
- Yuri: Monika, I can't believe how delusional and self-important you are! Pulling Character away from me every single time you're not included in something. Are you jealous? Crazy? Or maybe you just hate yourself so much that you take it out on others? Here's a suggestion. Have you considered killing yourself? It would be beneficial to your mental health.
- Natsuki: Yuri, you're scaring me a little...
- Monika: Natsuki, let's just go. I don't think she wants us around right now.
- Yuri: [Visibly disturbed] See, that wasn't very hard. All I want is spend a little time with him. Is that so much to ask?