"The Angry Video Game Nerd" Star Wars: Masters of Teras Kasi (PS1) (TV Episode 2017) - James Rolfe as The Angry Video Game Nerd

The Angry Video Game Nerd : Oh, look, a Tusken Raider. Wonder what this guy's name is? Hoar? Hoar? Really, Hoar? Suddenly names like Jar Jar Binks and Plo Koon sound awesome. Fucking Hoar. I can come up with a better character. How about an IThorian with a chainsaw named "Fuchs".
The Angry Video Game Nerd : I still think the idea of a Star Wars fighting game could have been great. But too bad they were just jerking off. Masters of Teras Kasi. More like Masturbators of Teras Kasi.
The Angry Video Game Nerd : The combo system barely works and if you really try at it you get the kasi kicked out of your ter-ass.
The Angry Video Game Nerd : The odds of pulling off a special move are 3,720 to 1 but the computer will do it every single time. Fuck this. I'm trying a new character.
The Angry Video Game Nerd : What? I thought this was gonna be hand-to-hand combat. What's this bantha shit? Luke has his lightsaber, Han has a gun, Leia has a stick thing. They all have fucking weapons. Except Arden Lyn. I don't get it. What's the point of wanting to be a master of steel fists if everyone's just gonna use blasters and shit. It makes no sense.

James Rolfe: The Angry Video Game Nerd