Elementary (TV Series)
Sand Trap (2018)
Jonny Lee Miller: Sherlock Holmes
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Quotes
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Sherlock Holmes : For you, Watson I'd make adjustments. Always.
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Detective Marcus Bell : Where's Joan?
Sherlock Holmes : She had to go home to check on a house guest.
Detective Marcus Bell : You guys have someone staying with you at your place? Like on purpose?
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Sherlock Holmes : I wanted you to know that I am happy for you.
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Sherlock Holmes : I think she could do anything.
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Dr. Joan Watson : I have a houseguest.
Sherlock Holmes : You've taken a lover in my absence. That's excellent! I can't wait to meet him. Or her. Or is it them?
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Sherlock Holmes : I want you to know that I am happy for you. Your decision to become a parent. I support it.
Dr. Joan Watson : You do?
Sherlock Holmes : Why wouldn't I?
Dr. Joan Watson : Are you forgetting I was in the room with you when you told a pregnant woman that procreation was the only act more masturbatory than masturbation?
Sherlock Holmes : She was a murder suspect, and besides, you're adopting.
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Sherlock Holmes : [watching a man only wearing a towel running into the woods] And there goes the towel.
Detective Marcus Bell : [yelling at the man] Stop right there!
[to Joan and Sherlock]
Detective Marcus Bell : I'll call local PD for backup. You two wait here.
[runs off after the man]
Dr. Joan Watson : Well, should we help him or...?
Sherlock Holmes : Well, normally I would, but you saw the towel drop. Mr. Roselli couldn't be more unarmed. Unless you think he's got a weapon up his...
Dr. Joan Watson : Let's just go look at the garage.
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Sherlock Holmes : Thank you for tending to this while I was gone. I couldn't have taken the time I needed without knowing that you were still at the helm.
Dr. Joan Watson : I wasn't the only one looking for Michael.
Sherlock Holmes : You're the only one who mattered.
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Dr. Joan Watson : Are you sure these results are accurate?
Sherlock Holmes : I'm not. So I'm about to bring them to my Irregular Gay. That didn't sound right. She's not my irregular gay...
Dr. Joan Watson : Her name is Gay, and she is an Irregular. I know. I introduced her to you.
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Sherlock Holmes : Conventional is the enemy of interesting.
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Sherlock Holmes : It was difficult being away. I hear the department has done adequate work in my absence.
Detective Marcus Bell : [laughing] Yeah, well, we *are* the police. They don't call us New York's most adequate for nothing.