"The Royal Mallard" Gone in 30 Minutes (TV Episode 2002) - Joe Alaskey as Daffy Duck

Porky Pig : Hi, Porky's Pizza Palace!

Daffy Duck : I like a pizza with everything on it. I'm at the Royal Mallard, penthouse number five.

Porky Pig : Okay, I'll be there in thirty minutes or less or your pizza's fr-fr-fr-fr no charge!
Daffy Duck : I didn't get this rich by paying for stuff.
Porky Pig : Porky's Pizza Palace!

Daffy Duck : [He winks at the audience] Me again. I just ordered the everything pizza. Did the thirty minute countdown start already?

Porky Pig : Yeah-uh huh.

Daffy Duck : Good. I like to change my order. Let's hold the anchovies, mushrooms, goat cheese, pine nuts,

[time passes]

Daffy Duck : Brussel sprouts, lemon essence, and no monosodium glutamate.

[He pronounces glutamate like ga-lu-min-ate]

Porky Pig : So, what you really want is a plain, cheese pizza.

Daffy Duck : That's right. And easy on the cheese. I'm lactose intolerant.
Daffy Duck : Afternoon, sir. Allow me.

[He lets the slide door spin around with Porky inside before he lets Porky take the taxi]

Daffy Duck : The ballpark, and step on it!
Daffy Duck : Persistent little porker, isn't he?
Daffy Duck : I wonder who that could be.

Porky Pig : [Porky is heavily bruised] Pizza delivery.

[He slides the pizza through Daffy's door]

Daffy Duck : Oh, no, you don't!

[Daffy and Porky quickly slide the pizza until the timer is up]

Daffy Duck : Alright, bub! Your thirty minutes are up. Hand over my free pizza.

[He opens the box, which has an obese Tweety burping]

Joe Alaskey: Daffy Duck