- Porky Pig: Hi, Porky's Pizza Palace!
- Daffy Duck: I like a pizza with everything on it. I'm at the Royal Mallard, penthouse number five.
- Porky Pig: Okay, I'll be there in thirty minutes or less or your pizza's fr-fr-fr-fr no charge!
- Porky Pig: Porky's Pizza Palace!
- Daffy Duck: [He winks at the audience] Me again. I just ordered the everything pizza. Did the thirty minute countdown start already?
- Porky Pig: Yeah-uh huh.
- Daffy Duck: Good. I like to change my order. Let's hold the anchovies, mushrooms, goat cheese, pine nuts,
- [time passes]
- Daffy Duck: Brussel sprouts, lemon essence, and no monosodium glutamate.
- [He pronounces glutamate like ga-lu-min-ate]
- Porky Pig: So, what you really want is a plain, cheese pizza.
- Daffy Duck: That's right. And easy on the cheese. I'm lactose intolerant.
- Daffy Duck: Afternoon, sir. Allow me.
- [He lets the slide door spin around with Porky inside before he lets Porky take the taxi]
- Daffy Duck: The ballpark, and step on it!
- Daffy Duck: I wonder who that could be.
- Porky Pig: [Porky is heavily bruised] Pizza delivery.
- [He slides the pizza through Daffy's door]
- Daffy Duck: Oh, no, you don't!
- [Daffy and Porky quickly slide the pizza until the timer is up]
- Daffy Duck: Alright, bub! Your thirty minutes are up. Hand over my free pizza.
- [He opens the box, which has an obese Tweety burping]