- Daffy Duck: We're tracking the half-alien, half-dinosaur, half-vampire: El Chupacabra!
- [a mysterious yell is heard]
- Porky Pig: In Spanish, El Chupacabra...
- [the yell is heard again]
- Porky Pig: means goat-sucker.
- Daffy Duck: Enough book research, eager young junior paranormal investigator. It's time for action!
- [Nothing happens]
- Daffy Duck: Wipe already!
- Daffy Duck: Ah, the lovely island of Puerto de Carassio. Where the most recent Chupacabra...
- [the yell is heard again]
- Daffy Duck: Where the most recent sightings have taken place. I'll be vacationing here for free, courtesy of the show's expense account.
- Porky Pig: It says here that the Chupa-Chupa
- [the yell is continuously disrupted by Porky's stutter]
- Porky Pig: goatsucker, unlike most predators, is only interested in blood.
- Daffy Duck: We won't find any mysterious phenomena that way.
- [He points at a mountain]
- Daffy Duck: Now, climb up there and scout the area!
- Porky Pig: But, I...
- Daffy Duck: And don't come back until you find something mysterious, phenomenal and/or unexplained.
- [Porky leaves]
- Daffy Duck: Meanwhile, I'll be searching for the perfect tan.
- Daffy Duck: Ah, finally, a waiter. I'll have a large ice tea, no lemon.
- [the Chupacabra says an "oh" noise]
- Daffy Duck: Laaaarge-o ice tea-o. Noooo lemon-o.
- [the monster is confused]
- Daffy Duck: Probably expects the gratuity.
- [the monster leaves as he sees Porky]
- Daffy Duck: Back so soon?
- Porky Pig: I forgot my book.
- [the pig gets his book]
- Daffy Duck: Now, where'd I put that sunscreen?
- [the Chupacabra springs his tongue out when Daffy gets his sunscreen]
- Daffy Duck: Oh, there you are. Where's my drink?
- [the monster has a blue cup that resembles a goat's head with blood in it]
- Daffy Duck: Look, sport, I am in fond of exotic, tropical drinks as the next duck, but that is not what I ordered. Take it away!
- [the monster drinks it before he hears Porky]
- Porky Pig: I found something! Hey, look at all these great souveni - tchotchkes!
- Daffy Duck: You're never going to get anywhere without my help, are you?
- Daffy Duck: Rubber Ducky to Ham Hog. Rubber Ducky to Ham Hog, are you in position?
- [Porky is dressed up as a goat]
- Porky Pig: Roger.
- Daffy Duck: [Daffy's feet are tied up to Porky] Now, this is what I call multitasking.
- Porky Pig: Ham Hog to Rubber Ducky! Ham Hog to Rubber Ducky!
- [the Chupacabra approaches Porky]
- Porky Pig: [At Club Chupacabra, Daffy and Porky are serving goat blood] Yes, sir. Right away, sir! I'll be right there!
- Daffy Duck: You know, it's amazing what you'll do to keep your blood inside your own body.