- Dr. Marcus Andrews: How's the golf game, Jake?
- Dr. Jake Levy: Oh, same as always.
- Dr. Marcus Andrews: Mm-hmm.
- Dr. Shaun Murphy: I know how that is.
- Dr. Marcus Andrews: You play golf, Murphy?
- Dr. Shaun Murphy: I have, but I don't like it.
- [Jake and his colleagues laugh]
- Dr. Marcus Andrews: None... none of us do. You know what they say: golf is a good walk spoiled.
- Dr. Shaun Murphy: You wear very stylish clothes.
- Dr. Marcus Andrews: Um, thank you. I assume you mean when I'm not in surgery.
- Dr. Shaun Murphy: Yes. Do you think people believe you're a better doctor because of that?
- Dr. Marcus Andrews: Some people. Others probably just think I'm a show-off or arrogant, gay. I don't care. I do it for myself. You look good, you feel good.
- Dr. Shaun Murphy: Does it help you make friends?
- Dr. Marcus Andrews: Feeling good about yourself helps with everything.
- Dr. Shaun Murphy: Do you know where I can buy a stylish tuxedo? I can pay $2,000.
- Dr. Marcus Andrews: Okay.
- Dr. Shaun Murphy: Dr. Reznick says if I want people who matter to help my career, I need to wear a tuxedo that costs $2,000 to the fundraiser.
- Dr. Marcus Andrews: Have you talked to Glassman about this?
- Dr. Shaun Murphy: No. I make my own decisions now.
- Dr. Marcus Andrews: Murphy, people who matter will help your career because they're impressed with your talent and potential as a surgeon. And I could send you to my tailor, where you'll definitely spend two grand. But my advice would be just rent one. Make sure you get fitted by the manager, and for a couple hundred bucks, you'll be fine.
- Dr. Marcus Andrews: You 're a attractive, smart, interesting woman. I'm sure there was a spark. But you can't date a donor like Colter. Sorry.
- Allegra Aoki: There's no actual policy against it.
- Dr. Marcus Andrews: I'm not talking policy, I'm talking optics. The last thing you want is someone thinking you'd use sex to get a big donation. It's double standard, I know, but it's the world we live in.
- Jessica Preston: Wow. You look like a million bucks.
- Dr. Shaun Murphy: No, it cost $2,368.
- Jessica Preston: Well, it was worth every penny.
- Dr. Shaun Murphy: Good investment.
- Jessica Preston: Glad to see you're treating yourself. You deserve it.
- Dr. Shaun Murphy: How much did your dress cost?
- Jessica Preston: I don't remember. And just so you know, that's not the best question for an event like this.
- Dr. Shaun Murphy: Why not?
- Jessica Preston: I don't know. It just isn't.
- Dr. Alex Park: [a Russian mobster is arriving at the hospital as an organ donor] Okay, we need to get rid of the window blinds, curtain rods, jacket hooks, and make sure there's no metal rivets or eyelets on the mattress.
- Dr. Jared Kalu: Um, what's he gonna do with a metal eyelet?
- Dr. Alex Park: Tear it off the mattress and file it down to cut your jugular, or bend it into a handcuff key, or shove it into an electric socket to create a spark and start a fire. I've seen knives made out of toilet paper, soap, and salt that could amputate a fat guy's femur.
- Dr. Alex Park: [to Claire, as Park leaves] Not quite sure he needed the part about the guy being fat.
- Allegra Aoki: We're screwed. Barbara Boxer got ear barotrauma SCUBA diving in Cozumel and cannot fly for two weeks, which means we don't have a keynote speaker for our gala.
- [Glassman laughs]
- Allegra Aoki: You think this is funny?
- Dr. Aaron Glassman: I've just never seen you anxious, and I seriously doubt Barbara Boxer SCUBA dives. It's just an excuse.
- Allegra Aoki: She sent me a picture from the hospital.
- Dr. Aaron Glassman: Oh, really?
- Allegra Aoki: Yeah.
- Dr. Aaron Glassman: [opening his laptop] Anyone can fake a photograph.
- Allegra Aoki: What are you doing?
- Dr. Aaron Glassman: I am doing a search to see if our esteemed senator from the great state of California ever once - once - talked about SCUBA diving in an interview.