- Bobby Axelrod: Do you know whose life has always amazed me Spyros?... George Harrison's.
- Mike 'Wags' Wagner: Ahhh... That Beatle.
- Bobby Axelrod: Yes.
- Bobby Axelrod: Because Harrison was not only a Beatle, He was also a Traveling Wilbury!
- Mike 'Wags' Wagner: And it was no mean feat to be a Wilbury. Legends only need apply.
- Bobby Axelrod: Dylon and Petty used to make a game of it in fact. They used to throw a name out there and decide in an instant if that person was or was NOT a Wilbury.
- Mike 'Wags' Wagner: It required some enviable combination of wit, cool, and credibility... Like Jack Nicholson for example.
- Bobby Axelrod: Wilbury!
- Mike 'Wags' Wagner: Richard Dreyfuss?
- Bobby Axelrod: Great actor.
- Bobby Axelrod: But not a Wilbury.
- Bobby Axelrod: And you Spyros... It has become clear... Are not a Wilbury.
- Ari Spyros: But I am, I am a Wilbury... I can prove it to you.
- Bobby Axelrod: You're fired!
- Ari Spyros: You're firing me?
- Bobby Axelrod: I just did. It happened. I said the words.
- Mike 'Wags' Wagner: Long time comin.
- Ari Spyros: But that Wendy thing worked out, so there's no reason?
- Bobby Axelrod: Nothing you can say or do. You might have done your job, but you have failed to provide additional value and you have ostracized the entire company.
- Ari Spyros: Well I'll prove it to you... I do have value... I am a Wilbury! I am all the Wilbury's put together!
- Mike 'Wags' Wagner: I feel 5 years younger.