Courtney Kirchoff: Lady

Quotes 

• [the silent Ghost of YouTube Future shows Ebenezer a future scene] 

  Lady : My video got over three million plays in only forty-eight hours.

  Lady : Where did you do that?

  Lady : I uploaded it to Vimeo.

  Man : Ho, ho! You'd have gotten far more plays if you uploaded it to Gab.

  Lady : Oh, bugger off with Gab. Vimeo's play has been top now for years. That's where you go if you want to be seen.

  Lady : But Twitter has the better interface.

  Lady : But Vimeo has better eyeballs.

  Man : Oi! But Gab has the most open platform.

  Lady : Well, you could have always just uploaded it to YouTube.

  [all laugh uproariously] 

  Man : YouTube! If YouTube death was your goal!

  Lady : If anyone could find the trending list.

  Man : Ho, ho! They are shit! They really are shit!

  Lady : And then, then, we uploaded to myspace.

  Man : Ha, ha! Myspace!