Gerald Morgan Jr.: Roommate Gerald

Quotes 

• Fred Computer : Let's play a game of yes or no. I'll be it.

  Roommate Gerald : OK.

  Fred Computer : What's trending on YouTube right now. Guess.

  Roommate Gerald : Is it Ben Shapiro?

  Fred Computer : No.

  Roommate Gerald : Is it Ruben?

  Fred Computer : Certainly not.

  Roommate Gerald : Is it "Louder with Crowder"?

  Fred Computer : Don't be silly.

  Roommate Gerald : Wait! Is it an unwanted video?

  Fred Computer : Always.

  Roommate Gerald : Is it wildly unpopular?

  Fred Computer : Of course.

  Roommate Gerald : So it's not Shapiro, it's not Ruben, it's an unwanted video, but it's trending anyway. Why it's BuzzFeed boldly painting in period blood!

  Fred Computer : Yes!

  [both laugh uproariously] 

  Fred Computer : Only 80,000 plays in six days.

  Roommate Gerald : And it's still the number one trend? What about your video?

  Fred Computer : Two million plays.

  Roommate Gerald : In one day?