- Roger Prentice the apprentice dentist: [Fale Teeth from beyond the stars are taking over the world] Oh dear, oh dear, this is terrible! Truly awful!
- Lily O'Lovely: What is it, Roger?
- Roger Prentice the apprentice dentist: [hands her the picture he was looking at] Rick Astley.
- Lily O'Lovely: Oh, it's awful!
- Mr. Glumley: Stop sticking your tongue out, Hoskins.
- Hoskins: Why, sir?
- Mr. Glumley: Because it's rude.
- Hoskins' tongue: Knickers!