Schitt's Creek (TV Series)
Pregnancy Test (2018)
Emily Hampshire: Stevie Budd
Quotes
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David Rose : [Inside Stevie's Apartment] Come in! Come in! Make yourself at home. There's nothing in the fridge, and I marked the booze so I'll know if you touch it!
Patrick Brewer : I noticed the line is a couple of inches above where the whiskey starts!
David Rose : I am stunned by your generosity... where are you going?
Stevie Budd : Out to a spa
Patrick Brewer : Which she already told us so maybe just thank her!
David Rose : I did. I thanked her multiple times. Where is this spa?
Patrick Brewer : DAVID! Let it go okay!
David Rose : [Knocking on the door] Are you expecting anybody?
Stevie Budd : No, I wasn't.
Jake : [Walking in the door] Hey Pony! Are you ready to go?
Stevie Budd : What are you doing? I told you I would meet you outside!
Jake : I thought I would help you with your bags... David?
David Rose : Pony?
Jake : It's been a while.
[Attempts to kiss David]
Jake : You look good!
[David yanks his face away from Jake's face and hides behind Patrick]
Jake : Who's this guy?
David Rose : That's my... that's?
Patrick Brewer : Patrick!
David Rose : Patrick!
Patrick Brewer : And you are?
Jake : Picking up Stevie.
Stevie Budd : We're going to go!
Patrick Brewer : So you're not giving me a name?
David Rose : So what do you two have planned for tonight?
Jake : Well, it's date night so we're going to spend it in the woods.
David Rose : So you're going to go to the woods to ride your pony! not a spa! So I'd take it that you to are...
Stevie Budd : Still seeing each other, yes!
Jake : When we all broke up Stevie came to end it officially but it didn't stick.
David Rose : It didn't stick. So you're still riding your pony. So, you offering your apartment didn't have anything to do with any guilt you felt with harboring a little secret?
Stevie Budd : Nope! I'm just trying to be a good person so we're going to go.
Jake : Unless you two want to come with us?
Patrick Brewer : Nope!
David Rose : I don't think so!
Jake : You do you.
Patrick Brewer : See you, man!
[David scratches Patrick's arm like a cat]
Patrick Brewer : So, we're going to talk about this right?
David Rose : I'll just get that bottle!
Patrick Brewer : Whiskey right?
David Rose : Yeah, the whiskey!