Family Guy (TV Series)

The Woof of Wall Street (2018)

Seth MacFarlane: Peter Griffin, Brian Griffin, Stewie Griffin, Glenn Quagmire, Rover Dangerfield, Tom Tucker, Dr. Hartman, Carter Pewterschmidt, Herry Monster, Elmo, Cookie Monster

Quotes 

• Jerome : [on his mom]  I love her so much. Look at her.

  [shows a portrait inside of his bar] 

  Jerome : So beautiful. And there's no one to take care of her. So unfortunately I'll be gone for a while. I gotta close this place for a month.

  Glenn Quagmire : A *month*?

  Joe Swanson : I wish it was February 'cause you know... That's the shortest month.

  Peter Griffin : Nice one, Joe. You're on the board.

• Brian Griffin : All right, fine. Guess I'm not the first person to cave in to family pressure. Like Stephen Baldwin.

  Stephen Baldwin's mom : [cut to Stephen and his mom]  Why aren't you a bloated alcoholic yet?

  Stephen Baldwin : I'M SORRY, MA!

• Brian Griffin : I can't believe I might die like this. I always thought I'd go the way all dogs dream about: slowly, and at great inconvenience to my owners.

• Peter Griffin : [Bar destroyed by Bull]  What are we gonna do?

  Glen Quagmire : Yeah. If Jerome sees that painting, he's gonna *kill* us!

  Peter Griffin : Don't worry, guys. He's got another one over there.

  [Points off-camera] 

  Cleveland : Peter, That's Bruno Mars.

  Peter Griffin : Bruno Mars? Who's She?

  Cleveland : She's a man. And she's not even Black. He's a beautiful, mixed-up Tomorrow Person