- Will Pickles: Whose, uh whose phone number ends in 7864?
- Jeff: What?
- Will Pickles: He, uh he said that you have two numbers.
- Jeff: [sighs] The other number belongs to a man who hurt his back so badly that he can't work anymore, so I pay for some of his necessities, like his phone and his rent and his daughter's education.
- Will Pickles: How did he get hurt?
- Jeff: He was driving the truck that hit you and Phil that day.
- Will Pickles: Don't you hate that guy?
- Jeff: Hate doesn't punish who you think it does.