- Brian Zvonecek: Hey! What's up?
- Lily: Just thought I'd drop in with some cookies.
- Brian Zvonecek: Aw. I swear you are an angel.
- [Cruz snatches the cookies out of Otis' hand]
- Randall McHolland: Good time for it.
- Brian Zvonecek: Hey!
- Randall McHolland: We're losing all faith in humanity around here.
- Lily: Rough call?
- Brian Zvonecek: Worse. Pervert came into the firehouse.
- Christopher Herrmann: Oh, good. All right, question for the group. I am gonna need some help getting this life coach thing off the ground.
- Lily: Why don't I be your first client?
- Brian Zvonecek: Oh no.
- Christopher Herrmann: Yeah, great! Done! You are not gonna be disappointed. Okay, let's, uh, get you signed up, and then we'll get you started. Okay?
- Lily: Now?
- Christopher Herrmann: Why not?
- Lily: Okay, oh, we gonna...
- Brian Zvonecek: Well, you said...
- Lily: No, okay, I didn't...
- Christopher Herrmann: We'll just go on back here. I got stuff to talk about.
- Brian Zvonecek: What just happened?
- Randall McHolland: You see, the F is for your...
- [Kidd turns on the blender]