- Sophie Kachinsky: I'm taking the suite back, girls. Roll me in. Yeah, we're not hallway people anymore. Woo-hoo! Yeah!
- Sophie Kachinsky: Oh! I'm in pain. Oh, I'm about to have a baby for the first time.
- Oleg: Okay. I'm ready. I popped a Pepto and what I'm now realizing was a laxative.
- Max Black: Oleg, you stay out of the splash zone. It's go time.
- [sticks her head under the blanket]
- Max Black: Oh there is some seriously birthy stuff going on down here.
- Oleg: Should we get a doctor? Even a girl one?
- Max Black: There's no time. Because of all the oozing gunk.
- [Oleg groans]
- Caroline Channing: Push, Sophie, push!
- Sophie Kachinsky: [groans] You, you, you, you did this to me with your gorgeous penis.
- Oleg: We are both sorry!
- Caroline Channing: Max, anything else disgusting going on down there?
- Max Black: Oh yeah, we got a real sick situation here. Man, there's a lot of placenta goo.
- Oleg: I haven't been this woozy since I was in a SuperTarget.