- Tick Pickwick: You've been found guilty.
- Eliot Waugh: By a marsupial in a wig and a robe!
- Tick Pickwick: The judge you requested for trial - the wombat.
- Margo Hanson: Wombat? Jesus, Tick I said "combat". We wanted trial by *combat*!
- Julia Wicker: I'm sure this is important, but I almost killed somebody and somehow froze her in time. And I'm not sure what to do next so just give me a sec.
- Margo Hanson: Well, we're chained to a boat about to go over a waterfall.
- Eliot Waugh: Yeah, complete with lacerating rocks. So.
- Quentin Coldwater: Oh shit. The infinite waterfalls.
- Eliot Waugh: Not helping.
- Eliot Waugh: Alright, well we've got some life and death stakes of our own over here!
- Quentin Coldwater: YES! We are all Fucked in our own way - Like Always! But if we do not do this - then the Quest is done!
- Demon Todd: Well, he said you'd ace it.
- Quentin Coldwater: Who said what?
- Demon Todd: The only one I'd do this for. To be honest, it was kind of a pain. Nothing personal, Josh, but after a couple of weeks, I started having doubts whether your friends would come or actually be worthy.
- Todd: What Joshster was telling you, it's all good in the New World Order, but one rule, okay? Have a blast, or adios.
- Kady Orloff-Diaz: How do we "adios", Todd? There's no door.