- Raymond 'Red' Reddington: There may have been a slight... hiccup.
- Earl Fagen: Men plan. God laughs.
- Raymond 'Red' Reddington: The audit beings tomorrow, 9AM.
- Earl Fagen: Only there is no God. It's just all a big chemical reaction.
- Raymond 'Red' Reddington: Can you do it by then?
- Earl Fagen: I need someone who sees the fire in my eyes and wants to play with it.
- Raymond 'Red' Reddington: Is that a 'yes', or a 'no', or is a haiku sometimes just a haiku?
- Raymond 'Red' Reddington: I took it already. Is this latex or memory form?
- Detective Norman Singleton: He broke in my house. I woke up in the middle of night and the man's sitting on the edge of my bed.
- Raymond 'Red' Reddington: Essential point is this. We are all sinners.
- Hershey Hepworth: Oh, sinning...
- Raymond 'Red' Reddington: Lust, gluttony and slug. Three of my favorites.
- Earl Fagen: You promise me a sure thing. Gives me Viagra. And all I have to show for it is a four-hour erection.