The Blood of God (2019)

Matias Klaver: Ted Morris

Quotes 

• Ted Morris : Listen here, you unwholesome little heathen maggot!

• Ted Morris : I've checked and there's nothing in the Bible on HIV.

• Lynda Hsu-Tariq : Hey, you know there's three times more IKEA catalogues in distribution than your Bible?

  Ted Morris : Yeah, I'm sure. Who needs salvation when you could have Swedish meatballs?

• Hazel Fyfe : Ted, did you ever notice how people tend to pray right before going to bed? Like you have to be absolutely exhausted and desperate or even mid-crisis before God will hear you?

  Ted Morris : Yeah?

  Hazel Fyfe : That's what you make me feel. Like some last-ditch effort to avoid the catastrophe of going to bed alone.

  Ted Morris : Oh, pig's arse, Hazel! There's worse catastrophes than falling in love!

  Hazel Fyfe : Whatever you do, Ted, just remember; you'll have to wake up with it in the morning.